Jack Benny and Mel Blanc's legendary chemistry made every pause funnier than the last. Uh... You, you are the Tijuana String? Sí. Then I take it you're all from Tijuana? Sí. Benny's famous straight-faced composure becomes the perfect target for Blanc's relentless antics. Am I right in assuming that you are their leader? Sí. What's your name? Sí. Ev
Would you date me? Of course I would. A young man would be lucky to have you. You're stunning. Looking like this? What? Blue? You're my oldest friend. I'm your only friend. Thank you for that. This is a surprise. The nice kind? Hello, Raven. I want to go to bed. Maybe in a few years. How about now? I prefer the real Raven. I said the real Raven. Pe
The highest rate of divorce are lesbians, by a mile. Lesbian marriages have the highest rate of divorce in the world. The second level of divorce is heterosexuals. The lowest level of divorce is gay married men. Now, let me mansplain to you what's just happened. The lesbians find it very hard to stay married because there are two women involved. He
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