Jake asks a cringeworthy question about his mom. I have a question. Yeah? How smart do you have to be to have sex? Well, actually... No, no, no! Can I... No, no, no! But I was... No, no, no! Oh, come on! No, no, no! Why do you ask? Well, mom's boyfriend's a doctor. Yeah. And doctors are supposed to be smart, right? Not as smart as they think they a
True peace comes from realizing who you are. Listen. Everybody chasing millions, but peace. Peace is priceless. I don't have to own the whole world. I just want enough to enjoy the life I live. Sam the motivator. Never give up. I don't need a mansion sitting on a hill. If my little home can bring my heart still. I don't need ten cars lined in a row
When you're home with the kids too long, you forget what it's like to talk to another adult. Okay? And I've seen this first hand. We took a 36-hour escape. I did a show in California, so why don't you come with me, we'll go to a beautiful dinner, have a beautiful hotel room, and we'll enjoy ourselves for 36 hours without the kids. She goes, 'Okay,
I'm gonna say this one more time for the people in the back that don't seem to be listening, okay? If you're going out in the street making signs, pink signs, and throwing pink street parties and calling Lindsey Clancy an American hero because she's on a murder trial for murdering her three children, then you have mental illness. I didn't say that
Did you know that Santa Claus's official home really exists? It's located in Lapland, Finland, right on the Arctic Circle. This isn't just a fairy tale, it's a real destination where millions of visitors come each year to meet Santa Claus. In winter, Lapland transforms into a magical wonderland. The sky glows with green, blue, and purple as the Nor
Do you remember when Morpheus said this? What is the Matrix? Control. The Matrix is a computer-generated dream world. Built to keep us under control. In order to change a human being into this. Ironically, the body is actually a natural battery. The top of the battery is a positive and the bottom of the battery is a negative. And if you know the ch
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