Kids, put your headphones in. About to use TV mature words. You know I love it when you get all bitchy and wild. You listen to me, you dick dragging around a body. Marty Huggins' daddy is Raymond Huggins. He was Jesse Helms' campaign manager for six terms. Mm-hm. He's got fucking juice. What have you got? A mistress with a GED and a 9-year-old son.
THE OLD AMERICA. It's the guts and it's the glory, a hundred stripes, a hundred stories. It's the pledge of allegiance on the Fourth of July. It's some handwritten letters from home. It's some sleepless nights alone. It's his newborn baby he left with his wife. Mr. Red, White and Blue. Lay down, he's alive. Mr. Red, White and Blue. For these stars
When I thought he was just a funny guy... until... Erling Haaland. Why you think you got flaws? And like you Jesus, boy we don't need you. What you say your name was 'cause I do not see ya. You holy? Are you Jesus? Do you think you God? Are you Moses? You're not God in your bio. Got God in your titles, never seen hold a Bible. But steady I trifle.
What's the leading cause of death amongst children in this country? And I'm going to give you a hint, it's not drag show readings to children. Correct. Yes. So what is it? I'm presuming you're going to say it's firearms. No, I'm not going to say it like it's an opinion. That's what it is. He's brilliant. And this is the beauty of someone who's real
How do you expect kids to listen to their parents? Cinderella stays out till midnight! Pinocchio does nothing but lie! Aladdin is the prince of THIEFS! Batman drives 320 mph! Sleeping beauty is nothing but a lazy MF! And Snow White lives with seven men! F*%KING SL*T
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