What's the leading cause of death amongst children in this country? And I'm going to give you a hint, it's not drag show readings to children. Correct. Yes. So what is it? I'm presuming you're going to say it's firearms. No, I'm not going to say it like it's an opinion. That's what it is. He's brilliant. And this is the beauty of someone who's real
How do you expect kids to listen to their parents? Cinderella stays out till midnight! Pinocchio does nothing but lie! Aladdin is the prince of THIEFS! Batman drives 320 mph! Sleeping beauty is nothing but a lazy MF! And Snow White lives with seven men! F*%KING SL*T
After a long day at work he comes home and notices something. Husband: Hot dogs! Is that for me? Wife: That's for us. Husband: Lord, look what a meal! Ahhh. Wife: If it falls apart, it's tender. Husband: Is that mine? Wife: If that's the one you want. Husband: Look! Whole plate! I'm so happy! I'm gonna slow dance with you into the moonlight tonight
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