Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We're currently cruising at 30,000 feet, and I'll be turning off the seatbelt sign soon, so you can move freely about the cabin. Estimated time arrival in Perth is 8:30 AM. I would also like to add that while we are in the air, I own you. I am in control and your lives are in my hands. From this
Chuck Norris didn't die, death got Chuck Norris'd. Chuck Norris has been dead for years. Death just finally mustered the courage to tell him. God said it's finally time to meet Chuck Norris. Satan was excited to see Chuck Norris go to heaven so he didn't have to deal with him in hell. My condolences to death for having experienced Chuck Norris. Chu
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