Oh my fellow Americans, we've made a great choice. A really great choice. Colin McDonald will serve as Assistant Attorney General for Fraud Enforcement. Very important role, brand new, and it's about protecting the American people. Fraud hurts families, it hurts businesses, and we're not gonna let it happen. We want honesty, we want fairness, and w
Hope to get a flower. The last time I received flowers was four years ago, on a date. It seems like no one wants to stay in touch with me after learning about my divorce. Am I really that unattractive?
Seeing if my horse knows this song... You packed in your stacks, especially in the back. Brother, I wanna thank your mother for a butt like that. Can I get some fries with that shake, shake, shake, booty? If looks could kill, you wouldn't be an Uzi or shotgun. Bang. What's up with that thang? I wanna know, how does it hang? Straight up, wait up, ho
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