Let's be honest. The two-party system has not done a damn thing for this country other than divide it. We're constantly fighting between each other. We need a one-party system who elects the fucking person, one person that will do the best for this country. And then if he's elected and he doesn't do his job, we have the choice to fucking shit can h
What's the dog's name? Max. Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking. Is he okay? Wolf is fine, honey. Wolf is just fine. Where are you? Your foster parents are dead. @FUCKINGGOODMOVIES
Are you single right now or you have a man? I made a dating bingo card. Dating bingo. Get ghosted. I got ghosted. Go to a sporting event. What are you, A.I.? This is so funny. One ticket for the sporting event, please. Ah yes, I did get ghosted yesterday by a human man. Dude, the... it just says 'Get a boyfriend'. Date lasts less than 30 minutes. Y
You want to go for a walk? What do you think? Uh... You wanna... I don't know, maybe you wanna just... We could just go for a little bit of a walk. What do you think, maybe? You wanna go for a walk, maybe? You wanna go for a walk, maybe? Do you want to go for a walk? You do? You want to go for a walk real quick? We could go for a walk. Penny, are y
Where in Seattle? I talked about Seattle 15 minutes ago. What the hell, bitch? You been thinking that question for a whole time? She been waiting. She's like, 'Damn, this bit... this is a long ass bit.' Where in Seattle! That was 10 minutes ago. That was the very first thing I said. Oh, you're from Seattle? Me too. Where in Seattle? Um, Renton. Ren
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