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avatar John Paul

Linda Fields. Good morning, Your Honor. Good morning, Linda. This is my wonderful husband. Oh, I got the ticket. He was driving my car. Oh, I'm not guilty. Oh, he is. Let me, let me explain. Let me explain what happened. I get the ticket in the mail and I go, 'What's this?' He says, 'Just pay it.' I said, 'What happened?' He says, 'I'm at the corne

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avatar Gaie Houston

He doesn't like you. Sorry. I don't like you either. You don't even know me.

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

What men don't say. Sometimes leave me alone means please don't leave. Sometimes I got it means I don't know what the hell to do. Sometimes anger is grief they never learned another language. Sometimes silence ain't strength. Sometimes a man just doesn't know who it's safe to tell the truth to. So call your brother, sit with your father, check on t

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avatar Patricia Lee

Clouds are from above, I didn't need them. Once a trust was enough, but it was going then. Time starts to pass before you know it, you're frozen. Something happened for the love me first time with you. My heart melts into the ground, found something new. Everyone's looking around, thinking I'm going crazy. But I don't care what they say, I'm in lov

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avatar jojo9

Morse Code. A seal makes sounds that resemble Morse code.

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avatar Anthony Miller

Speaker prank. Damn it! Oh shit the fuck! You fucking the fucking problem, nigga! Oh my God, what is wrong with you? Oh! Motherfucker! Ah! What are you doing? How we doing? Oh my God, oh my God! Pranking my wife with a horn. She's angry.

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