Me at 18: By the time I'm 25, I'm going to have a successful career, own my own home, and probably a family. Me at 35: Hey, ma, we got chicken or what? Ma!
Dogs eyes say everything. My dog doesn't bite, but it will judge you. I think he's not impressed. Dooooggyyyy. I never signed up for a concert. Oh, my lips just get stuck in my teeth. Bagel. Can you pass me the remote? It's right there. The master of all side eyes. Wtf! Mama that tv dog did. Hey Nala, you trying not to make eye contact?
Remember the Dean Martin Roasts. It takes many years to be a great comedian. It sure does, and you ain't reached that year yet. Wait for it. Uh, thank you, Jerry.
Being gay is heavily frowned upon in Islam. In mainstream Islamic jurisprudence, engaging in same-s*xual acts is strictly considered a major sin (kabirah) and forbidden (haram). ALLAH IS GAY. But you know what's not gay in the Islamic world? Well, apparently, you're allowed to have another man stretch out your little donut, and this is true, in ord
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