The last time I received flowers was four years ago, on a date. It seems like no one wants to stay in touch with me after learning about my divorce. Am I really that unattractive?
This scene was so hard to watch. I figured this is a good time to tell you, we all know about the nose job you had last year. You didn't fool anybody because we all remember before the surgery when you tried to kiss Danny Santucci and you poked his eye out. Also, and everybody in town knows this except you, your dad is really your uncle, which may
Al Bundy Is The King Of Insults 😂 These shoes fell apart after one day and I wanna know why. Well, you see ma'am, this is a heel with a cork filling. Whereas you are a giant seal with a pork filling. You haven't heard the last of this. What goes around comes around. Well, considering your orbit, looks like I have about 10 more years.
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