How many drinks have you had tonight, sir? Uh, 12 beers and 15 shots of tequila. Well, there's still no excuse for letting your wife drive the car. I am leaving you. Excellent. You'll never find someone like me. Wow, the good news just keeps on coming. Say something that will make me happy and sad at the same time. You've got a much bigger one tha
When you’re dying of thirst in church and Father gives you a fat gulp of J-Money’s blood: [image sequence of purple cartoon drinking blood from a cup] Thank you for saving me. I was so thirsty.
Hi, it looks like you bumped me from this flight I was supposed to be on. Yeah, we overbooked it. Basically, we sold more tickets than seats on the plane, and to our surprise, everyone showed up. What can be done? We'll try to get you on the next flight in a few hours, but there's nothing else I can do. Sorry. She has no idea I'm following Erica.
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