Put this on loop, highly recommend. You think you can stand here and scare us? Huh? You're not protecting anyone. You're the crawler. Look at me when I'm talking to you. What are you going to do, tough guy? You're going to hide behind that mask? Say something. Say something. Yeah, that's right. Ah, ah, my eyes. Oh, damn it. Get it off. Ah, I can't
And I found out today from the Norwegians that one in every ten penguins is gay. I don't know how they did that. Did they play some Peter Allen? And if the bird went... I'm sorry, sir, it's a gay penguin. No, you can't stay in this nest, my friend. I'm very sorry. I have to move on. You're worried about gay penguins now. Oh, no. What are you doing
Yo, excuse me. You're like really cute. Bro, this is my girlfriend. No, no, no. I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about you, bro. I was talking about you. Wait, you were talking about me? Yeah. Really? Yeah. You think so? Yeah, bro. You're cute as hell. How are you? Bro, preach.
Hey, do you mind if I turn on the TV? I got some money on the Lakers. You bet sports? I'll bet anything. I had 200 bucks on my sister's pregnancy test. How exactly do you know Mia? Oh, we used to do the ballet thing together, but I didn't have the discipline. No kidding. I still dance, but just for tips. Huh. I'll call you back. You know, I'm thin
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