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Realizing I got a much higher education than my parents but they bought a house at my age and I bought this melon on sale

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

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avatar Mark Manson

How did your fight with your human end yesterday? Oh, my human came to me on her knees. Seriously, what did she say? Get out from under the bed, I'm not mad anymore.

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avatar Jacob Junior

That sammich is gonna be fire!

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

Oh, man, Uncle Sam, did your help again. Got himself in a terrible jam. Way down yonder in Vietnam. Put down your books and pick up a gun. We're gonna have a whole lot of fun. And it's one, two, three. What are we fighting for? Don't ask me, I don't give a damn. The next stop is Vietnam. And it's five, six, seven. Open up the pearly gates. Well, t

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

I might have a little dirt on my boots, but I'm taking you uptown tonight. I might have a little dirt on my wheels, but they're gonna shine with you up inside.

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