soooo to date night! *toot* did you just do a little fart there? NO! no, it was... it was the way my foot was going when I sat down. yeah I don't think it was your foot babe. I can smell it, it's fine! It was you, wasn't it? no, I didn't fart. I know when I farted. Denied it, supplied it! no it's not always the case. I just I didn't, but.. who care
Today, I'm eating 300 pieces of waxberry pulp. First, separate the waxberry pulp strands one by one and place them in clean water. Carefully wash every strand. After 11,400 seconds of work, surprisingly, no worms were found. Next, use a syringe needle to extract the waxberry juice and refrigerate it for later. This step took another 14,400 seconds.
Folks... THIS is the SCANDAL... of the CENTURY. Ladies and gentlemen, an undercover video has just exposed the Democrats spending up to $500,000, half a million dollars, to purchase votes in the upcoming midterm elections. I kid you not. And now, because of this undercover video, all hell is breaking loose, it's going viral right now. Take a look a
Look, I understand hitting a woman is a bad thing. Well, how come you can't fucking ask questions? I just don't understand. If I get bit by a rattlesnake, wouldn't you guys have some questions? Right? How did it happen? Did you not see it? Were you fucking with it? How did this snake get so mad it almost killed you? Firemen put out a fire, they don
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