Sounds of a fuel cap opening and closing. Hood opening and closing. Hood pins being unlatched and latched. Car window closing. Car door opening and closing. A person buckling a G-FORCE racing harness. Armrest with SHELBY G.T. 500CR logo closing. Key inserted and turned, engine starting with a powerful roar. Headlights turning on. Car radio (JVC) pl
Awww I'm hungry. We have pumpkin tonight. Sorry, did you say the P word? How about some pumpkin, big boy? Yes, please. Sonny's dead. Come over here, Rocco. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am a big boy. Keep coming, we might go to the corner. Ohh alright, alright, alright. How much exercise do I have to do, Erin? SONNY!? Don't worry- don't worry about Sonny. So
so my boyfriend and I met because he was my regular customer at my Starbucks store... This girl found something in her boyfriend's closet she never expected. They met at a Starbucks because he was a regular customer while she was working. And she would write him a note on his cup every morning. when we started dating I wrote him a note on his cup e
Welcome in Australia. A person opens a door, then looks around confused. A large spider appears on the floor, causing the person to jump onto the wall next to a ghost-like figure.
First to park on the moving trailer wins. (Crowd cheering, commentator speaking about the cars trying to park on the trailer, crashes, and the excitement of the event)
Jarvis wasn't there to tell him the probability. I'm playing a little game called 'am I bluffing?' I can do that. Where is the girl?! I've put in one bullet, didn't I? You put a live round in that gun. Oh yeah, there was like an 8% chance, was it? Eight? Yeah. Who taught you math? There's more, I don't know! He learned math in a cave.... With nothi
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