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Thanks guys, good morning. Fox News Alert now breaking at this hour. Federal agents executing a search warrant at the home of Ilhan Omar in Washington D.C. So we're told the raid happened right around 6 AM. The nature and target of that investigation is not clear. DOJ spokesperson saying the warrant was secured as part of an ongoing federal crimina
The largest Air Force Museum in the world isn't in China, Russia, Europe, or anywhere else. It's right here in the United States, and it's a place every American should visit at least once in their lifetime. Most people don't realize this, but this massive museum isn't in Washington DC. It's not on the coast, and it's not inside a theme park. It's
Oh yeah, you like when I rub it real good? Yeah? Is that what you like? Well, you earned this for working so hard lately. This is all your hard work paying off. You're finally going to feel like a brand new person after this. All right. Your shoes are all shined and you're good to go. Back to work you go, looking fresh.
Your son is Julian Edelman?? What the fuck? Do you guys know who that is? That's big time. Clap it up for this guy. Explaining football. Alright, the quarterback is the main guy, right? Quarterback main guy? He throws the ball and then, you know, there's all the other guys that run around and catch the ball. Most of them black. Sometimes. Sometimes
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