That one friend in the group: I don't like Jews or colored folk or natives. Now that you mention it, I bet you like Catholics. I can't stand them neither. Nor women. Fabians, socialists, homosexuals, Asians or British. You sir, are truly a remarkable fella.
Wow! Okay. Party's over. I gotta go help him here, buddy. Whoa! Are you okay, man? Yeah. I saw you run into all kinds of stuff, dude. Then shut up. Yeah. Okay, man. Are you okay? Are you a cop? No sir. Okay, then. I wish you well, man. Wow, this guy's still... He hit the telephone pole. I don't understand. STOP. SPEED LIMIT 25. PARAMEDIC E3512. APT
Squeeze a bag of Doritos from the bottom up, crushing the chips into crumbs without bursting it. Then crush in a pack of ramen with a handful of cheeses and add half of the ramen seasoning. Next, chop a peeled beef stick and an onion into bits and toss them in. Then shake until mixed. Now slowly pour in hot water and push the hard noodles under. Be
If this ain't my future I don't want it. Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet, that's some wet. Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet, that's some wet. I'm talking wap, wap, wap, that's some wet, that's some wet. Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet, that's some wet.
Oh sorry. Oh sorry. Can I just fix this? Yeah. Wardrobe malfunctions can happen anywhere, anytime. And we all know that you can't rely on fashion tape. And one day I just asked myself, wouldn't it be so much easier if I could just glue myself into this? Four years of R&D later, and now I can. I present to you the ultimate life hack, Clutch Glue. Cl
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