Squeeze a bag of Doritos from the bottom up, crushing the chips into crumbs without bursting it. Then crush in a pack of ramen with a handful of cheeses and add half of the ramen seasoning. Next, chop a peeled beef stick and an onion into bits and toss them in. Then shake until mixed. Now slowly pour in hot water and push the hard noodles under. Be
If this ain't my future I don't want it. Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet, that's some wet. Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet, that's some wet. I'm talking wap, wap, wap, that's some wet, that's some wet. Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet, that's some wet.
Oh sorry. Oh sorry. Can I just fix this? Yeah. Wardrobe malfunctions can happen anywhere, anytime. And we all know that you can't rely on fashion tape. And one day I just asked myself, wouldn't it be so much easier if I could just glue myself into this? Four years of R&D later, and now I can. I present to you the ultimate life hack, Clutch Glue. Cl
Imagine what God is cooking up for you right now. Oh, it's gonna be so good. I have this feeling, I just have this feeling that this is gonna be the season where it all comes together. God says, 'Hey, I'm not in a rush, so why are you?' He says, 'My timing is perfect, my plan is perfect, and good things take time.' You have been in a waiting season
We taught y'all how to bathe. We taught y'all how to walk upright. We taught y'all how to brush your teeth. Hold up. You're saying that you guys taught white people how to do all that stuff? Yeah, let's check in on your countries that you came from today. We taught y'all how to bathe. Clean yourselves. African teeth before migrating to US. African
how they keep a straight face in this scene 😂 All we want is some coffee and a couple slices of pie, is that alright? No. These are whites-only pies. Well, do you have any negro pies? Hey, uh, Claude, come on now. This woman ain't got the recipe to no negro pie. Where would she get that recipe? There's another establishment, we can get us some... s
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