The time is 1950, and it's an agent's office, and a young man comes in who auditions, and he's spectacular. He can sing, he can dance, he can do sleight of hand. He plays the piano. He's brilliant. The agent is ecstatic. He says, you are going to be such a big star. What is your name? And he says, Penis Von Lesbian. And the agent says, we're going
The day has finally come.. Oh God, I'll never let you go again, like I did for you to say, I would never fall in love again until I found her, I said I would never fall in love again until I found her, I said I would never fall in love again until I found her
Do you have any idea how racist it is to blow a whistle at workers that are probably legal? You're just alerting them that ICE is here and they're probably legal. That's very racist. ICE finally clowns on these idiots who keep blowing whistles to “warn” illegals: "So you’re blowing that whistle because you assumed they’re illegal?" That’s very racist! 🚨
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