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avatar John Paul

There's something... you look closely, I think there's a crab or a worm or something. See it move? You know what, let's just piss it off. Oh! Oh, you... there's something in there, all right. Oh, no, no, I think... I think we just keep patting it... [startled sound]

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avatar Gaie Houston

Imagine trying to explain this to anyone if it wasn't recorded. (Sounds of Star Wars music, Darth Vader's iconic breathing, a woman's surprised screams, and Stormtroopers' muffled voices and blaster sounds)

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avatar Jacob Junior

You guys gotta quit fighting with each other, man. You guys are screaming at each other so much on social media, it's messing me up because all I'm trying to do is take a test on Facebook and figure out what Star Wars character I am. You ever taken them tests? They're hard. They're hard. One wrong answer, I'm Jar Jar Binks. Thinking got some Star W

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avatar Zoe ZZZ

Pew pew sounds. Laughter.

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avatar Jeremy Jordan

Apu sold expired food. Jiminy, expired. No one will fall for it. Hoo! Ooh, this one's open. Your old meat made me sick. I'm so sorry. Please accept 5 pounds of frozen shrimp. This shrimp isn't frozen, and it smells funny. Okay, 10 pounds. Woohoo! We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversized novelty hat. You have to get in and out

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avatar Agni Gauss

What do you think happens when we die, Keanu Reeves? I know that the ones who love us will miss us.

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