This makes me laugh every time. Jake can hear you two in bed. Oh god. He didn't hear that. Um, what, what, what did he say to you? Well, uh, basically he's worried that when he grows up he won't be smart enough to have sex. Why would he think that? Because he hears you giving him instructions like he's a blind guy in a minefield. Of course, she doe
What are the parameters to get into heaven? Perfection. Perfection? Yes. So, is there anybody in heaven right now? Yes. And they were perfect? No. Okay. I'm just answering your question. Okay, so the parameters to get into heaven are perfection. Correct. There are people in heaven, but nobody's been perfect. Correct. How's that possible? Grace. Oka
Japan's L0 Maglev holds the world record for a passenger train at 375 mph. Magnets cooled to negative 452°F lift it 4 inches off the rail, technically making it fly. People react with surprise and excitement as the high-speed train passes, with one woman almost losing her balance and exclaiming 'Ima mieta!' (Now I saw it!) and 'Hai, sou desu!' (Yes
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