IF MARTY McFLY HAD SEX WITH HIS MOM. I don't know what it is... but for some reason... when I kiss you... It's like I'm kissing... my brother. Believe me. It makes perfect sense. It just feels wrong... And yet... so right! What do you mean, you had sex with your own mother?! She was throwing herself at me, Doc! Jesus Christ, Marty! She's a lot youn
I finally found a challenge that only men can do. You ready? Let's see if you can give it a try. Okay, yeah. What is it? Oh, is it like this? I can do this. What are you doing? What are you... I don't understand. Oh, are you not blinking? I can not blink. Oh, you are blinking. I'm very confused. What are you doing? Oh, like that? Oh, are you trying
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JESUS IS MY GOD MY KING MY LORD MY SAVIOR MY HEALER MY REFUGE MY PROVIDER MY STRENGTH MY DEFENDER MY PROTECTOR MY PEACE. MY JOY MY LIFE. MY ALL MY EVERYTHING!
My grandfather's 94. Got a hearing aid in each ear. Can't hear anything anyway. We mess with him every Christmas. Every year, me and my brother come in the house. Spend a half hour trying to tune us in. And if we really wanted to mess with him, we'd give the dog peanut butter so it would start... There is nothing funnier than a deaf old man chasing
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