Somebody stole my coworker's money, so I asked how much. He said $350. I went to the restroom to count it...It was only $95. Why do people lie like that?
In 1990, federal agents seized everything Willie Nelson owned: his ranch, his recording studio, his homes in six states, his golf course, every gold record he had ever earned. He owed the IRS $32 million. He had not stolen a penny. The accounting firm he trusted for years had hidden his money in tax shelters that turned out to be illegal. He didn't
We have to stop asking me if I'm a man or a woman. Because if my dad is a man and my mom is a woman, that would mean that I'm mixed. It's always the hair color, man. It's always the hair color. You see the hair color, you listen to the retarded things that they say. Then you understand it. You start to realize, all right, all right, like, I saw it
I'm pissed. I just came from the gym and this stupid gym bro had the nerve to walk past me and say, 'Hey bro.' What exactly about me looks like bro? I don't know, buddy, maybe the fucking 9 inches in your pants? Buddy, you're packing more than me. What the fuck do you mean why are people calling you bro? You are one, my brother. Holy shit. Over her
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