We have to stop asking me if I'm a man or a woman. Because if my dad is a man and my mom is a woman, that would mean that I'm mixed. It's always the hair color, man. It's always the hair color. You see the hair color, you listen to the retarded things that they say. Then you understand it. You start to realize, all right, all right, like, I saw it
I'm pissed. I just came from the gym and this stupid gym bro had the nerve to walk past me and say, 'Hey bro.' What exactly about me looks like bro? I don't know, buddy, maybe the fucking 9 inches in your pants? Buddy, you're packing more than me. What the fuck do you mean why are people calling you bro? You are one, my brother. Holy shit. Over her
Atwood said that men are afraid that women will laugh at them, but women are afraid that men will kill them. Do you think she has a point? Do women laugh at men too much?
These garbage bags are wet. I'm gonna fly first. Me first. It's gonna be cool. Okay. Okay, here it goes. Wait a minute, hang on. I better back up so I can get a running start. I'm gonna back up some more so I can go really fast. Hurry up, dumbass. We don't have all day. Okay. Okay, here it goes. Go, butt monkey, go. Ah. Get up. It's my turn, dumbas
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