Well, look what crawled out of the gutter. What happened? I must have been doing 30 in a 25. Gonna lock me up for life or somethin'? Hey, why don't you do your fucking job instead of trying to jerk off on us, you pathetic fuckin' stiff? All right, Tommy. Tommy! I'm doing my fuckin' job. Do your fucking job! I'm sure the officer didn't stop us by ac
I came across information about the Anunnaki. That's the name of the beings that, according to the ancient texts, came from heaven to Earth. In the Egyptian culture, they call them the Neteru. And they said they came to Earth and turned mud into a kingdom. In the Bible, they call them the Anak. They have these names in all different cultures. They
Can I quote Buddha? You most assuredly can. People will think you're spiritual. Can I quote Confucius? Please do. They'll think you're super intelligent. Can I quote Jesus? Oh, separation of church and state. You can quote anybody, just don't use that name. Valedictorian says principal would not let him talk about Jesus in speech. Just don't use th
Hello Kitty is outside Target, looking at her phone. She enters the store, walks through an aisle, and picks up a Pokémon 25th Celebration Elite Trainer Box and a Charizard water bottle. She pays at the checkout and leaves with her purchases. Finally, she is in a pink car, holding her new items. Text on screen: TARGET, Pokémon, 25 Celebration Elite
If your man calls you this, he really loves you. Listen closely. A man's words reveal his heart more than his actions sometimes. Sometimes the way he calls you says everything about how deeply he feels for you. Here are seven names that mean real love. No. 1. My love. When he calls you my love, it's not just a nickname, it's a claim of the heart. I
Order for Billy. Ah. White mocha. Cheers. It's a nice day for a white mocha. What did you just say? It's a nice day for a white mocha. I'm telling you, Steve, the most bizarre thing happened today. Fresh ground pepper? Yes. I was in this coffee shop, and this barista— More? Yes, yes. This barista kept saying— More? More, more, more? More, more, mor
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