When the joke writes itself. So, three nuns get killed in a car crash. Oh, dear. Yeah. And they get up to heaven. Of course. And Peter's at the gates, and he says, 'I'm afraid you're gonna have to answer a question before you can come in.' Oh. So he says to the first one, 'Don't worry, the questions are very easy. What was the name of the first wom
Okay. All right. Good morning. Oh, good morning, sweetie. How did you sleep last night? Hey, Jaden. How old are you, what, 20? Jaden around. That's really not that big of a deal if he... Thank you. You're welcome.
1.4 Billion Gun Records. I have a problem with the registry overall. There's an Idaho senator who is urging Trump's DOJ to investigate the ATF's illegal gun registry because the federal government holds at least the records of 1.4 billion guns that Americans own. I'm probably in there, I hate to say it, because I follow the law and I've bought seve
A man and his wife are having sex. They're going at it hot and heavy. Suddenly they hear a noise. It's their little son Timmy standing in the doorway. Timmy is shocked and runs out of the room. The father goes, "I'll go talk to Timmy." You would not. He goes to Timmy's room, he opens the door, and little Timmy is giving it hot and heavy to grandma.
School officials are losing it after middle school students revolted against "Pride Day." Students refused to wear rainbow colors and organized their own counter-protest, showing up in RED, WHITE & BLUE. Some even chanted: "OUR PRONOUNS ARE USA!" This type of intolerant rhetoric starts in the home. Parents angry at town hall over intolerance at Mar
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