WHEN YOU GET A BAD FEELING. A man on a boat is fishing. He tries to net a fish, but the fish escapes, and he accidentally drops his net into the water. The net sinks.
WELCOME TO NEW JERSEY We speak 4 languages ENGLISH PROFANITY JERSEY SARCASM THE ROADS ARE ROUGH. THE ATTITUDE COMES STANDARD. POTHOLES NEXT 76 MILES REST AREA 1 MILE. A man is laughing hysterically in the background.
So an old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, laid down and spread her legs. And the dentist walked in and said, 'I think you have the wrong room.' And she said, 'Well, you put my husband's teeth in last week, and now you have to remove them.' I told you that one would get you. Good one.
Movement. Signals clean. Range 20 meters. They found a way in. Something we missed. We didn't miss anything. 18. 17 meters. Something under the floor, not in the plans. I don't know. 15 meters. We're clean. Definitely inside the barricade. Let's go! 13. That's right outside the door. Hicks, Vasquez, get back! Man, this is a big fucking signal. How
She talks shit like it's a second language. But you'll never have to guess where you stand with her. She is sarcastic, stubborn and a handful. But she loves hard, is fiercely loyal and rides for her people. Some days she is sweet, some days she is spicy, and some days you just need to nod, say okay you're right and stay out of her way.
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