Who's coming back with me? Try to take away my worries out today. And leave tomorrow behind. Whoa, Jive with us. I believe you can get me through the night. Whoa, Jive with us. I believe we can reach the morning light. Fly me high through the sky, sky, skies. Maybe two in a straw plane. Cross the highways of faith. PEPSI, BOOZE & BAIT, Cracker Jack
POV: Found out how they see you. A woman is eating at a meal at a table. A man gets up and walks away, then returns with a drink. The woman looks at him. The video then shows the man from the woman's perspective, appearing much larger and more imposing, which makes the woman laugh.
FYI: DIRTY JOKE! dirty joke coming in 3, 2, 1. If you don't like dirty jokes, don't get your twat in a knot. If you do like dirty jokes, I'm your gal. I'm Caroline and I'm kind of funny sometimes. So, today's joke, ready? There are two men and they're hanging out at a coffee shop and they've already ordered their drinks but they're just kind of wai
my sister had her boyfriend over, and had her door locked. Good thing our air vents connect. Hey Abby, let's just uh, let's make sure there's none of that pre-marital kissing stuff going on. Jake, leave us alone. Oh, Abby, what does this dude do for a living? Jake! Abby, I need my armpit hair extensions back. Those are mine. Jake! I got lonely. So
LIFE HAS WHIPPED MY ASS ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS & SHOWN ME THINGS THAT NIGHTMARES ARE MADE OF, STRUGGLE AFTER STRUGGLE BUT GUESS WHAT? I'M STILL GETTING UP!
Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's going on here? What are you doing? Kookaburra fight. Now, stop it. You guys need to make up. You be friends now. Kookoo-kookoo-kookoo-kookoo. Kookoo-kookoo-kookoo-kookoo. Kookoo-kookoo-kookoo-kookoo. Okay, that's a lot better. Now, you go over there and you come with me. Crikey. Day's work involves putting out fires, stop
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