WHY ARE PEOPLE ALLOWED To Be Stupid BUT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO POINT IT OUT. WHO BETRAYS YOU ONCE, WILL BETRAY YOU A THOUSAND TIMES. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRINK THE WHOLE SEA TO REALIZE THAT IT'S salty. She may not have that Coke bottle body you're thirsting for, but she might be the best can of busted biscuits you ever had in your life. I'M NOT A HOARDER,
Part 1. GOD AND COUNTRY. The Star-Spangled Banner, but it's epic battle music. Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming, whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, o'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs b
LAST TIME I GOT REALLY HIGH, I WAS AT AN ACDC CONCERT. AND ABOUT AN HOUR INTO IT, I REALIZED I WAS STANDING IN A FIELD LISTENING TO MY IPOD. KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? A SCARECROW SOLD ME TICKETS. GOT SOME CLAPPERS DOWN FRONT. I HOPE YOU GOT GOOD SEATS. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO VOTE. I VOTED ONCE. I WAS IN THAT LITTLE BOOTH, AND I G
fyptt. GND. One, two, three, that it's too soon, too far. Push the fucking pack off of the porch or break a pound down. Get this scrap if it happen to blow, it makes a round sound. Pussy cat on my lap.
they pull me over everyday just to do this. You know why I pulled you over? Yeah, get it over with. What foot was on the gas pedal? That one. Lift it up. There we go. Alright, thank you. You're all set. Fix that taillight.
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