You had an extraordinary disagreement with your wife about yourself. Yes. One night, as you do, we were talking about stuff... And I just happened to mention 'And of course, being circumcised' She said... 'You're not circumcised?' I said 'I should know if I'm circumcised!' Of course I am! The next day I happened to be seeing my doctor... Are you ok
REALLY APPRECIATE IF YOU COULD PUT THOSE PEANUTS AWAY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. LET ME, I'M GONNA GET THE STEWARDESS RIGHT NOW. If my peanuts across the aisle, a crumb happens to get on you and you travel all the way to visit your granddaughter and your granddaughter dies, just maybe your granddaughter's not meant to be alive. OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, I KN
Alarm rings, Squidward turns it off. He makes coffee, but it spills. Squidward rides a motorcycle. He works at a cash register, taking money and putting it into a 'TIPS' jar. He writes '2x AGAIN' on a notepad and discards it. Squidward smokes a cigarette. He rides his motorcycle again. He plays the clarinet, then throws it in frustration. Squidward
By not moving from the spot, this lady thought she had it reserved for her husband who was about to arrive. But this driver had other plans and got out of his car saying, "Fine, then I'll just park my car right here and go to my meeting while you stand there looking stupid." The lady, not believing him at first, watches him walk away and immediatel
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