You look like you eat Snickers upside down so you can feel the veins on your tongue. I'm gonna make you a pallbearer at my funeral so you can let me down one last time. If you were half as smart as you think you are, you'd be twice as smart as you actually are. I'm beginning to see that your low self-esteem is actually just good judgment. Nothing b
Breaking news right now. The First Lady, Melania Trump, apparently calling on ABC to fire Jimmy Kimmel. This appears to be in response to a segment that Kimmel aired days before the White House Correspondents' Dinner. In that segment, Kimmel said the First Lady had the glow of a quote 'expectant widow.' And now we have this response. The First Lady
They've just invented a new way to stop environmental activists throwing paint over artwork. We want to draw attention to climate change. We must stop the indiscriminate abuse of natural resources. What is more important? Art or life? Remove the sand! Please, don't record, please.
I live my day, I live it like it was the last. I live my day, I live it like there was no past. Doing it all night, all summer. Doing it the way I wanna. Yeah, my day, my heart, I feel the dawn, but I won't be done when morning comes. Doing it all night, all summer. Gonna spend it like no other. Holla, holla. It's hard to know for me. To be with yo
He will never jump again hilarious. Trois, deux, un! He will never jump again. Wise people don't have problem. So they always try as much as possible to create one for themselves. You saw that the water level was low. And the place you are jumping from is very high. But you still flew. Spider-Man. You still flew. But he will never jump again. Last
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