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avatar Jacob Junior
A VACUUM CLEANER SALESMAN KNOCKED ON MY DOOR. BEFORE I SPOKE HE TIPPED A BUCKET OF DOG SHIT OVER MY CARPET AND SAID, 'IF THIS VACUUM DOESN'T REMOVE EVERY TRACE OF IT I'LL PERSONALLY EAT WHAT'S LEFT.' I REPLIED, 'I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY BECAUSE THEY CUT OFF MY ELECTRIC THIS MORNING!'

A VACUUM CLEANER SALESMAN KNOCKED ON MY DOOR. BEFORE I SPOKE HE TIPPED A BUCKET OF DOG SHIT OVER MY CARPET AND SAID, 'IF THIS VACUUM DOESN'T REMOVE EVERY TRACE OF IT I'LL PERSONALLY EAT WHAT'S LEFT.' I REPLIED, 'I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY BECAUSE THEY CUT OFF MY ELECTRIC THIS MORNING!'

#nsfw#Humor#Joke#gross#shock humor
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avatar Anthony Miller
#Cars#classic#muscle car#automotive#cars photography
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avatar jojo9
A foil tray filled with rows of grilled sausages, glossy and browned.

A foil tray filled with rows of grilled sausages, glossy and browned.

#Food#barbecue#sausage#cooking
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avatar Agni Gauss
ARMY; US flag patch; camouflage uniform

ARMY; US flag patch; camouflage uniform

#military#portrait#camouflage#army#soldier
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avatar Jeremy Jordan
[33] SEEK THE KINGDOM OF GOD ABOVE ALL ELSE, AND LIVE RIGHTEOUSLY, AND HE WILL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED. MATTHEW 6:33 NLT

[33] SEEK THE KINGDOM OF GOD ABOVE ALL ELSE, AND LIVE RIGHTEOUSLY, AND HE WILL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED. MATTHEW 6:33 NLT

#religion#christianity#bible#scripture
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avatar Patricia Lee
Did you know that your earlobes are the same distance apart as your nipples. Goodnight.

Did you know that your earlobes are the same distance apart as your nipples. Goodnight.

#Humor#anatomy#Joke#funny
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