My son texted me the letter "X" at 11 PM.
That is our agreement.
It means: "Things are getting weird. Get me out.
But make it look like you are the bad guy."
I called him immediately. I used my "angry dad" voice.
"I told you to clean the garage before you left! Get home right now or you're grounded for a month!"
He hung up, rolled his eyes at his f
Russia didn't consider beer an alcoholic drink until 2011. Anything containing less than 10% alcohol was previously considered a "soft drink." we don't see alcohol russianly enough
I saw on the news today that someone was seen in front of the asylum riding a goat wearing a thong and smoking pot. I'll come to get you, but this is the last time.
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