New Sex Study: It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead.
Me complaining that I have no social life when in reality I love staying at home and not talking to anyone for several days in a row
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Congress worked 87 days this year with full pay ($174k) AND benefits. You want to talk about 'government waste'? Let's pay Congress HOURLY. Problem solved.
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