If you had to choose, would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
A leg. Need both arms to fish.
My coworker just said he needs both arms to hug his wife, so thanks 😬
Sounds like he's never been fishing
Please stand up if you agree with this statement: “The first duty of the American government is to stand up for its citizens not illegal aliens.” Mark Kelly:
WHO IS JIMMY PAGE?
YOU SEE, KIDS, BEFORE THERE WERE COMPUTERS TO MAKE MUSIC AND AUTO TUNE THERE WERE THESE MYTHICAL CREATURES THAT WROTE, RECORDED AND PRODUCED MOST OF THEIR OWN MUSIC AND PLAYED REAL INSTRUMENTS, POETIC MUSIC THAT ACTUALLY SPOKE TO THE SOUL AND TOUCHED THE HEART
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