Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night? "I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny." "That's not going to work." "Why not?" "Because Tina the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again."
I don't give one single fuck that a solider bet his own money that his team would win. I call that Big Dick Energy and it shouldn't be punished. NORMAN ROCKWELL
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