This won't be the only log I'll be riding tonight\nGrandma wtf...\nSorry sweetie!! That was meant for your grandpa\n...I was talking about his penis\nOMG CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE
Marmot @MarmotRespecter
people who get drunk on eggnog are just built different, terrifying specimens
"this buzz would be better with 8,000 calories of dairy sloshing around my guts"
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