Turns out everything our grandparents thought was cool... is cool. Jesus, guns, old trucks, dangerous levels of caffeine, offensive jokes, hating the government, peace and quiet.
After my ex ran a red light and totaled my car...his girlfriend showed up to our accident. When she said "I'm his girlfriend" to the officer, he looked at me like "ma'am please..I know what we both just heard but don't...not right now"
John Stamos says he was kicked out of Scientology: "I was just f---ing around so much that they said, 'Get out. Get. Go.' They just kinda kicked me out."
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