One fart burns approximately 57 calories. And if you farted 61 times today, you'd burn one pound of fat. Those are some rookie numbers. See, babe? It's part of my weight loss plan. FART'S 57 cal 61 farts 1 FART APPROXIMATELY 57 CALORIES AND IF YOU FARTED 61 TIMES 1 LB OF FAT
How many calories do you consume a day? 5200. I eat one meal a day. Okay, then it's a big binge with more calories than anyone could consume. I'm actually a very picky eater. I don't eat red meat. Pork, hardly. How heavy are you? I am currently 330. Don't you have diabetes? Yes. Why are you getting McDonald's? I can't cook. Neither of us can cook.
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