Oh a mime. I love mimes. Really clever. What's that? A backpack? Yeah. What's in the backpack? What's where you going? Actually, can I see the backpack? I should probably look inside the backpack. Yeah, just hand me the backpack. What are you shutting the door? Open the door. Who's this? What are you pouring in the toilet? Let me in. Let me in. Wha
I just won two tickets to a clown roast. Do you want to come? No, I hate clowns. Your loss. So how was your day? Sh*t. Well, mine was great, thanks for asking. Is this f***ing roast chicken again? Oh, I'm sorry Chris, I haven't seen you in the kitchen for 13 years. That's because I'm at f***ing work all day. We all work at the same f***ing circus.
It's chicken cacciatore. F***ing marry me chicken. F***ing chicken surprise. Where the f***ing surprise is. It's always f***ing chicken. I like chicken. You know what. *Honk* You. I f***ing swear to God. I'm so sorry. So should we eat the chicken? We're still waiting on my loser son. Excuse me. He's wearing that stupid f***ing outfit with that stup
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