HOW I LOST MY TEETH. I was in my local pub last night, enjoying a nice cold beer, when this large, butt ugly woman came up to me, slapped me on the back, and said, "How about giving me your number handsome?" "Have you got a pen?" I asked... "Yes" she replied. "Well you better get back into it, before the farmer finds out you're missing!" My dental
A hand holding a five-dollar bill with Abraham Lincoln's portrait, in front of a man strongly resembling Abraham Lincoln sitting at a bar. American flags are visible in the background, and other patrons are present.
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