Martinez, congratulations, you just won our mystery trip. Yeah! And we've got someone ready to take you to your prize. Let's open those curtains! Woo! Come on out! Ha! That's your escort. Ha ha! All right, tell him where he's going. He won a message, no, no, no, no!
What's up, pal? How are you? What's your name? Chris. Chris? I'm Frank. Is it your birthday? Yes, sir. We tried to light new candles, man, but the wind blew them out for you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Here you go, brother. You gonna blow them out? Make a wish. Here you go. You got it, boy. You got it. Hey.
When someone hacks into my bank account and realizes I only have $1.37 to my name. Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, be unpredictable, that's a surprise you see, surprise, surprise.
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