Okay. Um, I was in there cleaning the house and I thought, they ain't got an update on my purple raggedy shorts that my daughter hates so much and don't want me to wear nowhere. Please, I do it anyway. Um, I'm just letting y'all know, y'all ain't seen them all summer. Okay? We're in August, so like after Labor Day, summer leaves us. So I'll be ill
how me and that one bro talk to each other: (We're best friends) I think it's time for you to start to seriously consider salads. What do you mean? What do I mean? I mean get off my car before you flip it over, you fat fuck.
Part 4 😂🤣 I Called For A Massage... BIG MISTAKE 😂. You think that's gonna stop me? F*** no, bro. So I'm in there f***in' flickin', you know? Rubbin'. Flickin', what do I have a p***y? I got a fat p***y! F***in' moose knuckle, dawg, what's up? Big fat labia. No, I'm like, what is wrong with me, man? So I'm whackin' it into the dollar, but you know,
Part 3. I Called For A Massage... BIG MISTAKE. I got raided by the police. I'm blind as a bat. I wear contacts and glasses and I think it's my roommate Leo playing a prank on me. And then I'm reaching for my glasses. I hear, 'Hands in the air, motherf***er!' And I was like, 'Who is this, you know?' And I put 'em on. I was like, 'Oh shit, it's a SWA
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