Part 4 😂🤣 I Called For A Massage... BIG MISTAKE 😂. You think that's gonna stop me? F*** no, bro. So I'm in there f***in' flickin', you know? Rubbin'. Flickin', what do I have a p***y? I got a fat p***y! F***in' moose knuckle, dawg, what's up? Big fat labia. No, I'm like, what is wrong with me, man? So I'm whackin' it into the dollar, but you know,
Part 3. I Called For A Massage... BIG MISTAKE. I got raided by the police. I'm blind as a bat. I wear contacts and glasses and I think it's my roommate Leo playing a prank on me. And then I'm reaching for my glasses. I hear, 'Hands in the air, motherf***er!' And I was like, 'Who is this, you know?' And I put 'em on. I was like, 'Oh shit, it's a SWA
So, does your dad still live in Texas? No, he died when I was 14. I'm sorry to hear that. So was the man who owned the local liquor store. He cried and cried. Here you go. Oh, thanks. So, if your dad died when you were 14, you were never old enough to have a beer with the man. No, sir. He did try to give me one for my high school graduation, but I
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