Married life after 2 kids: What are you doing? I wanted a banana. Well then eat it. Why the hell are you staring at me? Because I've been bad. What do you mean you've been bad? Oh Jesus Christ, Susan! Is that the last one? God damn it! Now what am I supposed to have for my snack?
Teaching our daughter how to deal with bullies. The intrusive thoughts won... Ask my husband what it's like to live with girls. Bro did not understand the assignment. Toddlers are so unpredictable. I asked my dad to watch my son while I went to work & his intrusive thoughts took over. When you ignore your daughter while you're playing Fortnite.
At 3 am a snake was in my bedroom. My wild neighbor hides well. Flying squirrel crashed my place. Mama gorilla and baby crashed our bedroom. Ever opened closet to find a deer inside? Bug spray doesn't work on this guy. Wild boar crashed our pool. Knock knock, who's here? Badger messed up my room. Party got an uninvited guest. How did he get in? Goo
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