American now. It's messed up. You know, I'm just correct. That's how I'm going to be. I'm going to keep it real. I promise you, I'm going to be correct. Okay. That's a promise you don't get from everybody. Because we're losing words like midget. You can't say midget no more. People aren't midgets. They're dwarfs or little people? What the fuck? No,
Whose car is this? My mom's. Why would mom list it as stolen? So it was reported as stolen? Yeah, why would mom list it as stolen? Obviously, this isn't mom's car, because I'm guessing mom doesn't have a boy's name. This car was at Fred Meyer's and someone drove off with it. Did I take the wrong car? Here's a possibility. She's up from California.
Up no no. Hello, we've come to take you to the room spiders. I don't like spiders. May I have a hug? Yes! Hello. That's Scrum. Hello. Lovely to meet you.
Two men are by an indoor wave pool. One man jumps into the water and swims against the generated waves. The pool is large, with machinery creating strong waves. A banner in the background reads 'Save lives! Prevent disasters!'
Oh, what the f*** was that? Oh, this is a shark. This is a shark. This is a shark. I'm shocking it out. God damn, what the f*** was that? Hey, I ain't going fishing with y'all no more, man. I'm good. I'm good. SLIPPARAY!!! THIS IS CRAZY!
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