Can I get a regular slice and a side of ranch, please? Is that ranch for your slice? No, no, sorry. I meant regular slice, a salad, and a side of ranch. Okay, alright, here is your salad, thank you, pizza, and side of ranch. Thank you so much. You're welcome. I see you.
No, I'm not! Turn it back on! Hello? Uh... why's the Wi-Fi gone down? Sorry? The Wi-Fi? Okay... what about the Wi-Fi, mate? You turned it off, right? And, uh... I was playing Fortnite. So what? Well, you turned it off, right? And I was with my Fortnite girlfriend, yeah? Okay? And and now she's gone, and so's the Wi-Fi. Why were you using my Wi-Fi a
Everything's an emergency to my wife because she never had to deal with her own problems. Spoiled. Catered to her whole life. There's no cure for that. I was in Atlanta one time. She calls me one night, misses me in the hotel room, they catch me in the lobby and tell me I have an emergency phone call from home. I call her, she tells me my dog Slugg
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