Do you know how much we're spending on deporting illegal immigrants? Not off the top of my head, but I have done my research on it. Okay. But it's too much? Yeah. Do you know how much money illegal immigrants in the interior of the United States cost the taxpayer every year? No, but I also know how much they support our economy. What is that numbe
Martinez, congratulations, you just won our mystery trip. Yeah! And we've got someone ready to take you to your prize. Let's open those curtains! Woo! Come on out! Ha! That's your escort. Ha ha! All right, tell him where he's going. He won a message, no, no, no, no!
It's our first kid. I don't know if we had a kid too late in life. Sometimes I wonder. Like, you know, I'm 35. I was 33 when she was born. Because you ever ask someone that has kids, you're like, when's the best time of your life? They will say before they have kids or after their kids move out. There's like 20 years they don't mention, and that's
Inmate: *Plotting Escape* Notices A Pen Inmate: *Grabs Pen* Wait's for a chance Inmate: *Stumbles* Officer: Can I get a unit
Oh! Oh! Hi, Frank! Hey, you know, I'm here. Put your hands on your back now! Okay. Don't worry, I'm trying to pat him, really. I'm trying to pat him, man. Put him in.
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