Funny Conversations Between Husband and Wife. I'm not wearing any underwear. Stores are closed now, love. We'll buy you some tomorrow. You useless old goat! Say something that'll make me both happy and sad at the same time. You've got a much bigger one than your brother. What are you doing? Nothing. You've been reading our marriage certificate for
Yeah, I want to know who I date, who I go with. Nope, but I think you think you're black. Hey, we got a 25 SST Ram truck, come holla. That right there is the biggest indication that we have beaten these woke idiots in this culture war. That's right, victory is ours. Nobody cares about being called a racist anymore. You dumb fuckers. That man right
Some dads watch football. Some dads fix trucks. But Frank... Franks hobby is meat. I don't mean grilling or barbecueing. He can sit there and cube meat with the same precision and interest as Michelangelo. He has all the gizmos and gadgets. He called our neighbor Ed over to get in on the action. Now sit back. Relax. And enjoy the show. After it's c
New fear unscrewed. Customer states her tire is loose. Yep. What the... She drove here? Customer states, do not rotate tires. However, he would like the front tires moved to the rear of the vehicle and the rear tires moved to the front of the vehicle. What the fuck? Customer states belt doesn't want to retract. Oh. Customer states, backup camera is
Today's Top News, 11 May 2026. So Gavin Newsom and his wife actually created an organization just to steal some of the fire aid money. Like how this man is still governor of California and not behind bars is fucking mind blowing. So I'm sure most of you have heard about the fire aid controversy. You know where they had this concert to raise $100 mi
A tiger is seen partially hidden in the foliage on the left side of a dirt road in a forest. A black sloth bear walks along the road towards the camera, then turns around and walks away, seemingly unconcerned by the tiger's presence. The tiger watches the bear from its hidden spot.
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