Hey, you want to hear a joke? Teacher's trying to teach her third grade class good manners. So she calls on Billy. Billy, if you were on a date at a nice restaurant with a young lady, how would you excuse yourself to use the restroom? Billy said, I would just say, excuse me, I have to go pee. Teacher said, well, Billy, that would be kind of rude. S
I'll just pick one from inside... Put this card in. Then cover it up, cover it up, and then shuffle it a bit. Now it's still very messy, isn't it? Let me cut it, let me cut it. Let me cut it, let me cut it. How about this, I'll cut it like this. Cut it randomly. Okay, I've finished cutting now. You try to find it, okay? From inside... Find the one
Joke Time! Hey, you want to hear a joke? A man was sitting next to a young mom who was breastfeeding her baby on the bus. The baby refused to eat and the mom said, 'Listen, if you don't eat, I'm gonna give this to the man sitting next to me.' After about 15 minutes, the baby still refuses to eat and the mom repeats, 'If you don't eat, I'm giving th
The United Arab Emirates has announced it will withdraw from OPEC after more than 50 years. With the move set to take effect May 1st, the decision would allow the UAE to boost oil production without OPEC quota limits, a major shift that could impact global oil prices. The move is also being viewed by some as a potential win for President Trump, who
Democrats are destroying America. And this is Democrats in Pennsylvania. Check this out. The chair will call up House Bills 158 and House Bill 1849 for the sole purpose of re-referring those bills to the Health Committee. Will the secretary please call the roll? All Democrats will be voting yes. Could we kind of know what the bills are? House Bill
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